-5秒 -在这个人之后 - Five seconds. - After this person.
-明确 -不清楚 - And clear. - Not clear.
-走吧 -没有 - Go. - No.
现在 Now.
这可以是现金 This could be cash.
不 汇款单 No. Money order.
二十 Twenty.
哦，我想他们在… Oh, I think they sell these at...
我有收据可以用 I have a receipt that'll work for this.
-嗯 -玩具和游戏 12.99、目标 简单的回归 - Hmm. - Toys and games. 12.99, Target. Easy return.
这不是一条便宜的领带 So, this is, this is not a cheap tie.
你看不出来，因为你出身高贵 Well, you can't see it, because you're not of gentle birth.
它是空的! It's empty!
爱尔西娅和维克多·杨 Althea and Victor Young.
拉德拉高地费尔格伦路4305号 4305 Fairglen Road, Ladera Heights.
哦 我们可以取2 Oh. We could take the 2.
它从这里到那里 It goes there from here.
我们有时间 We got time.
穿天主教女学生的服装 Um, do the Catholic schoolgirl costume.
因为你有一些心弦去牵引 'Cause you've got some heartstrings to pull.
记住，不要要求奖励 And remember, don't ask for a reward.
就让他们来找你吧 Just let them come to you.
-你有手表，对吧?-是的 - You got the watch, right? - Yeah.
哇 看看这个 Wow. Look at this.
就在那儿 我差点踩到它 It was just right there. I almost stepped on it.
一直以来，它就在那里 All this time, it was just right there.
是的 Yeah.
你会去圣心教堂吗? Do you go to Sacred Heart?
我们的女儿珍妮去了圣心医院 Our daughter Jenny went to Sacred Heart.
来，我们请你进来喝杯可乐 Here, let's have you in for a Coke.
我一直相信天使的存在 I've always believed in angels.
不是我 这是她的事 Not me. That's her thing.
这是什么? What's this?
这是礼券 It's a gift certificate.
他们的女儿是按摩师 Their daughter's a masseuse.
“不要求奖励”是a计划 "Don't ask for a reward" was plan A.
B计划是“要求奖励” Plan B was "ask for a reward."
富人有时会很小气 Rich people can be very cheap sometimes.
他们一直在谈论她 They were talking about her nonstop.
-她在Melisse工作，她上过大学-Melisse ? - She works at Mélisse, she went to college... - Mélisse?
他们着迷 这是令人毛骨悚然的 They were obsessed. It was creepy.
那是洛杉矶最贵的餐厅 That's the most expensive restaurant in L.A.
-她只是在那里工作 -即使是在那里工作 - She just works there. - Well, uh, even to work there,
你必须有钱 you have to be rich.
-哦 我的意思是,我…-等一下 等待 - Oh. I mean, I... - Wait a minute. Wait.
Fairglen道4305号1/2 4305 1/2 Fairglen Road.
4……4503 1/2 Fairglen… 4... 4503 1/2 Fairglen...
你,只是……你刚才就在那儿 You-you were just... Well, you were just there.
但是，这，这就是它后面的房子 But th-this is, this is the house right behind it.
-这值钱 -是的 是的 - This is worth money. - Yeah. Yeah.
-看，美元符号 -是的 - See, dollar signs. - Yeah.
打心底…… This-this...
这种高端的，呃…你知道的 This type of high-end, uh... you know.
的-它很不错 是的 -它值200或300美元 - It's good. Yeah. - It's worth $200 or $300.
是的 Yeah.
好吧,嗯…… Okay, um...
等待 Wait.
现金退款 Cash refund.
百分比怎么样 Okay. What about a percentage
总价值是多少? of the total value?
大概是总价值的75% Like 75% of the total value.
不 不，不是这样的… No. No, that's not how...
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你是怎么认识我父母的? How do you, how do you know my parents?
或者换一块石头怎么样? Or what about an exchange, um, for that rock?
-没有 -不是吗?好吧 - No. - No? Okay.
-毫米毫米 -这些怎么样? - Mm-mm. - What about these?
没有?理解 No? Understood.
这一点 这个，呃，这个架子 This. This, uh, this shelf.
那将是我的期末考试，因为… And that's gonna be my final, because it's just...
这没什么价值，但我会的 it's not worth very much and I'm gonna be
继续承受损失… taking a loss on-on...
…在按摩 ...on the massage.
我要带 I'll take that.
你不想要按摩吧? Well, you don't want a massage, right?
这通常需要多长时间? How long does this usually take?
你的礼券是60分钟，所以… Uh, your gift certificate is for 60 minutes, so...
哦 n不 Oh. N-No.
我不需要…可以… I-I don't need, um... could...
你觉得我们能在20年内完成吗? Do you think we could do it in 20?
好吧 Okay.
如果压力太大就告诉我 So just tell me if it's too much pressure.
压力太大了 It's too much pressure.
-这样好些了吗?-太多了 - Is this better? - Too much.
这个怎么样? How about this?
这是更好的吗? Is that better?
是的 Yeah.
-嗨 -我们和她在一起 - Hi. - We're with her.
花了一段时间，所以… It was taking a while, so...
没有退款? No refund?
不 我不退礼物，但我们快完成了 No. I don't refund gifts, but we're almost done.
她只要20分钟 She only wanted 20 minutes.
好吧，那块石头能让我们再用40分钟吗? Okay, can we have that rock for the other 40 minutes?
我们赢得了奖品 We won the Vitafusion giveaway
现在用了六个不同的名字 under six different names today.
哦 和汽车趋势道奇毒蛇GT抽奖 Oh. And the Motor Trend Dodge Viper GT Sweepstakes.
-那是免费的遮阳板 -这些小家伙在跳! - That's a free visor. - The little ones are popping!
流行音乐、流行音乐、流行! Pop, pop, pop!
他们都是出现! They're all popping!
只是st-stop 嘿 好吧? Just st-stop. Hey. Okay?
他负责，呃… Who's in charge of the, um...
运动水瓶，无双酚A，带锁环 A sport water bottle, BPA-free, with a carabiner.
-嗯 -我想我们以前没赢过 - Huh. - I don't think we've won that before.
对于周三来说还不错 Not bad for a Wednesday.
嘿,你! Hey, yo!
嘿 嘿! Hey. Hey!
嘿,你们呢? Hey, you guys?
我… I h...
-我有工作 -闭嘴 - I have a job. - Shut the fuck up.
继续走，继续走 -啊 - Keep walking, keep walking. - Ah.
-操 - 2月? - Fuck. - February?
3月?4月? March? April?
拜托，伙计，这个油箱是空的 Come on, man, this tank's empty.
嗯，我们可能得分期付款 Uh, we may have to pay in installments.
-在安装…不 -是的 - In install... No. - Yeah.
不!没有安装…我是说，房租是分期付款的 No! No install... I mean, rent is an installment.
按月分期付款 It's a monthly installment.
我们明天早上就可以吃了 所有…… We'll have it in the morning. All...
2月，3月，4月，总共1500人 February, March, April, all 1,500.
只是,呃…是的，我们只是， Just, uh... yeah, we were just,
我们现在正在谈论一份工作 we were just talking about a job right now.
-刚才是 -是的 - We were, just now. - Yeah.
-你一个月只付500 ?-但是它漏了 - You only pay 500 a month? - But it leaks.
它非常易于管理 非常易于管理 It's very manageable. Very manageable.
这是……它是按时间表泄露的 It's... it leaks on-on a schedule.
你之后会拍墙，对吧? Y-You're patting down the wall afterwards, right?
-哦,是的 -这很好 - Oh, yeah. - That's good.
潮湿变成腐烂， The dampness becomes rot,
然后整个建筑倒塌了 and then the whole building collapses.
嘿，打开压缩机，好吗? Hey, fire up that compressor, will you?
非常昂贵 Very expensive.
你还好吗? Are you okay?
这是我的条件 It's my condition.
-他有…-我没有滤镜 - He's got a... - I mean, I-I have no filters.
没什么大不了的 It's no big deal.
忽略它 Ignore it.
明早见 See you in the morning.
好的，我们再见 Okay, we'll see you.
另一边! The other side!
我本来要上这门课的 Uh, I-I'm supposed to take this class.
这是我的社会工作者的要求， It's a required thing by my caseworker,
但我现在有点忙 but I'm kind of in the midst of something,
所以如果她能走，那就… so if she could just go, there's...
有一张报名表 there's a sign-up sheet.
来吧 我知道你们会做这种事 Come on. I-I know you guys do this stuff.
告诉他们钱的事! Tell them about the money!
我可以付20美元 I can pay $20.
你听说过吗? You heard?
是啊，那… Yeah, well, what about the...
快一点，我们可以走了 Yeah, so hurry up so we can go.
谢谢 Thanks.
-我喜欢你的…-是的 - I like your... - Yeah.
你叫什么名字? What's your name?
凯利 Kelli.
你叫什么名字? What's your name?
这是为了注册表 It's for the sign-up sheet.
哦 Oh.
这是凯利欣然地 It's Kelli Fain.
凯丽，有个I, F-A-I-N Kelli with an "I," F-A-I-N.
你甚至不需要进去 You don't even have to go in.
只要拿着黄牌马上回来就行了 Just get the yellow slip and come right back.
哦,欣然地 Oh, Fain.
我需要一张黄牌 I need a yellow slip.
好吧 多琳达可以给你 Okay. Dorinda can give you that.
哦,她在里面 Uh, she's inside.
我们出发有点晚 We're starting a little late.
也许是时间的改变让一些人失去了信心 Maybe the time change threw some people off.
-我们坐下吧 -但只有两次 - L-Let's take a seat, please. - But it's only twice.
-好吧，这是你的纸条 -好的 谢谢,该县 - Well, here's your slip. - Okay. Thanks, Dorinda.
有一个座位 Have a seat.
让我们开始吧 Let's get started.
如果你需要多琳达的社会工作者收据， If you need a caseworker receipt from Dorinda,
你可以在休息的时候拿到 you can get it later at the break.
好吧 Okay.
有来自两个方向的工作表 There are worksheets coming from both directions.
拿一个，传下去 Uh, take one and pass it down.
-你能通过吗?-蓝色的是 - Could you pass it? - The blue one is
我昨天提到的营养小抄 the nutrition cheat sheet that I mentioned to you yesterday.
请看这张粉红色的单子， Please take a look at the pink sheet,
上面写着“蛙泳”的那个 the one that says "The Breast Crawl" on top.
请开始磁带好吗? Will you start the tape, please?
谢谢你！ Thank you.
好吧，这很好 Okay, this is great.
这是工作中的母子关系 This is the mother-baby bond at work.
哦 Oh.
如果新生儿被立即放置 If the newborn is immediately placed
在母亲的肚子上 on the mother's abdomen,
他一路走到胸部，全靠自己 he makes his way all the way to the breast all by himself.
现在，如果一个婴儿躺在婴儿床上， Now, if a baby's placed on a cot,
婴儿死亡率上升 the infant mortality goes up.
化学键降低 The bonding goes down.
泌乳减少 The lactation goes down.
所有我们昨天讲过的重要内容 All that important stuff that we talked about yesterday.
你还记得吗? You remember?
当婴儿接近乳头时，他的嘴会张开 Baby's mouth opens as he approaches the nipple.
我们的结合开始了 And the bonding begins.
妈的，姑娘，你做了什么，登记? Shit, girl, what'd you do, enroll?
我错过了什么? What did I miss?
呃,…乳房爬行和… Uh, the... breast crawl and...
哦,是的 我要这么做 Oh, yeah. I'm gonna do that.
那很酷,是吧? That's cool, huh?
不，你不会想那样照顾它的 No, you don't want to baby it like that.
它要将所有… It'll-it'll get all...
让您久等了 Thank you for waiting.
很快就会有人来陪你 Someone will be with you shortly.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
嗯… Uh...
对不起,呃… Sorry, uh...
我只是… I just...
我们赢了一些大的东西，但我们不能使用它 We won something big, but we can't use it.
哦，这是奢华之旅 Uh, it's the Ooh La Luxe getaway.
这是去纽约的两个人的头等旅行， It's a first-class trip for two to the Big Apple,
而且可以兑换三张不可退票的经济舱机票 and it's redeemable for three nonrefundable coach tickets.
-你飞不起来的 -我知道 - You'll never fly. - I know.
所以,也许我们…… So, maybe we...
那是什么? What is that?
班上的一个家伙给了我 Guy at the class gave me them.
做……你想要一个吗? Do... Do you want one?
如果有人给你木头， When a man gives you wood,
任何木制的东西， anything made out of wood,
他说，“你给我木头 ” he's saying, "You give me wood."
我去过纽约 I've been to New York.
你和我可以一起去，就我们两个 You and I could go together, just the two of us.
像一个… Like a...
母女度假 mother-daughter getaway.
哦,嘿,Stovik Oh, hey, Stovik.
你就在那里 There you are.
那是一件很棒的夹克 That's a great jacket.
你把它拍下来? You pat it down?
是的 Yeah.
-哦，特蕾莎，我…-哦 - Oh, Theresa, I... - Oh.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
剩下的就来了 Uh, the rest is coming.
我们正在路上 我们必须，呃… Uh, we're just on our way. We have to, uh...
-这是什么?-啊，那是一张汇票 - What is this? - Ah, that's a money order.
-和钱一样 - 20美元 - Same as money. - $20.
我们得检查一下我们的邮件，还有… We have to check our mail, and, uh...
嗯…哦,, Well... Oh, that.
现在,看,这……我想这值50美元…… Now, see, that... I think that's worth 50...
不是这一次 Not this time.
世界卫生大会……? Wha...?
我不能再这样了 I can't do this anymore.
你在哭吗? Are you crying?
我正在补漏洞 I'm patching the leak.
我驱逐你 I'm evicting you.
这个地方可以卖一万美元，你明白吗? I can get $10,000 for this space, you understand?
10000美元 $10,000.
我们有一个孩子 We have a child.
那面墙是一块海绵 这是一块海绵 That wall is a sponge. It's a sponge.
真的，这座建筑应该受到谴责 This building ought to be condemned, really.
我们可以报告 We could, we could report it
致卫生与公共服务部 to the Department of Health and Human Services!
什么? What?
好吧,好吧 Okay, okay.
只要给我们周五的时间 Just-just, just give us till Friday.
你有1500元现金 You'll have 1,500 in cash bills.
我们星期五就能拿到 We'll have it by Friday.
伙计，我们需要一点时间才能振作起来 Dude, we need a little time to get it together.
明天星期五吗? Friday tomorrow?
是明天吗? It's tomorrow?
嗯，我不是字面上的意思… Um, well, I didn't literally mean...
我的意思是，这只是一个说法，你知道，“周五之前 ” I mean, that's just a saying, you know, "by Friday."
-它只是意味着一周的结束 下周五 - It just means end of the week. - Next Friday.
呃，呃，在那之后的那个 Uh, uh, the-the one after that.
下下个星期五 -是的 - Friday after next. - Yeah.
两个星期 Two weeks.
啊哈 Uh-huh.
两个星期 Two weeks.
屎!我们没有时间了 Shit! We don't have time
胡闹，胡闹 to be horsing around.
那是我们最好的东西 That was our best thing.
这是一架新相机 我不知道 It's a new camera. I didn't know.
这真的很糟糕 This is really bad.
-嗯 -一旦你的脸进入他们的系统 - Mm-hmm. - Once your face is in their system,
-他们抓住你了…罚款401，房屋净值 -是的 嗯哼 - they got you... fines, 401, home equity. - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
但也许你想要这一切 我不知道 But maybe you want all that. I don't know.
我吗?我更喜欢略读 Me? I prefer to just skim.
-我也是-是吗? - So do I. - Do you?
啊,这很有趣 Ah, that's interesting.
因为大多数人都想成为亿万富翁 Because most people want to be kajillionaires.
这是梦想 他们就是这样让你着迷的 That's the dream. That's how they get you hooked.
喜欢糖，喜欢咖啡因 Hooked on sugar, hooked on caffeine.
哈哈哈 哭 哭 哭 Ha-ha-ha. Cry-cry-cry.
母女度假 Mother-daughter getaway.
这他妈的怎么能帮我们弄到房租? How the fuck does that help us get the rent?
神 来吧!的想法! God. Come on! Think!
好吧,所以… Okay, so...
周三我们一起飞往纽约 We all fly to New York together on Wednesday,
然后我们以陌生人的身份飞回来 and then we fly right back as strangers.
所以，在行李传送带前，我们互不认识 So, at the baggage carousel, we don't know each other.
别看我 Don't-don't look at me.
我环顾四周 I'm looking around.
我想确认一下这些是我们的包 I want to make sure these are our bags.
-哦 -对不起，先生 - Oh. - Excuse me, sir.
这是从纽约来的航班的行李吗? Is this the luggage for the flight from New York?
你们俩认识 You two know each other.
-我们是一对?-是的 - We're a couple? - Yeah.
哦 我明白了 Oh. I see.
我现在是老大了 I am the dum-dum now.
我有学士学位 I have a bachelor's degree.
她甚至不知道那是什么 She doesn't even know what that is.
然后你不小心拿了我的包回家了 Then you accidentally take my bags and go home.
我会留在机场办理挂失 I'll stay at the airport and report my loss.
幸运的是我有旅行保险 Luckily, I have traveler's insurance,
所以他们会给我们开一张支票，用来… so they'll issue us a check for, uh, um...
…1575美元，我们可以直接签给斯托维克 ...$1,575, which we can just sign right over to Stovik
而且提前了整整一个星期 the next day and be, uh, more than a full week early.
女士们先生们， Ladies and gentlemen, uh,
我们这里的空气很不稳定 we're experiencing some choppy air here.
请回到座位上，系好安全带 Please return to your seats and fasten your seat belts.
我们将上升到37000英尺，进行一次更平稳的飞行 We'll be going up to 37,000 feet for a smoother ride.
好吧,来吧 来吧 Okay, come on. Come on.
好吧 Okay.
只是正常呼吸 只是正常呼吸 Just breathe normally. Just breathe normally.
好吧,说话 让我们谈谈 好吧?说话 All right, talk. Let's talk. Okay? Talk.
让我们说点什么 只是说些什么 Let's say something. Just say something.
不要祈祷 上帝，你在祈祷吗? Don't pray. God, are you praying?
只是说话 说话 Just talk. Talk.
好吧 Okay.
你好吗?嗯… How are you? Um...
你好吗?你的兴趣是什么? How are you? What are your interests?
-我的兴趣?-你的利益 你的利益 你的利益! - My interests? - Your interests. Your interests. Your interests!
-你的兴趣!走了 走了 -我不知道我不… - Your interests! Go. Go. - I-I don't know. I don't...
-你想让我做什么…-我不知道 - What do you want me to... - I don't know.
只是说不出话来 嗯… Just say anything. Uh...
有些人认为新生婴儿 Some people think that a brand-new baby,
如果你把它放在腹部 if you, if you, if you put it on the abdomen,
它会自动爬到妈妈的乳房上 it'll just automatically crawl up to the mom's breast.
但如果你把它放在小床上，我猜它会哭得更多 But if you put it on a cot, then it'll, I guess, cry more.
但是一个乳房蠕动的婴儿… But a breast crawl baby...
不要说“乳房” Don't say "breast."
我只是想知道一个婴儿是怎么知道的 I just wonder how-how a baby would know
-如何,…-嘘 停止 - how, where... - Shh. Stop.
现在是光滑的 It's smooth now.
这一切的意义是什么? What was the point of all that?
他让我说话 He told me to talk.
你怀孕了吗? Are you pregnant?
我是爬上去的，还是躺在帆布床上? Did I crawl up, or was I put on a cot?
的答案 Answer.
不 No.
怎么会发生这种事呢? How would that have even happened?
一个床 A cot.
她怀孕了吗? Is she pregnant?
不 No.
我妈妈住在新泽西 Uh, my mom lives in New Jersey.
我们没那么接近 我的意思是,我们…… We're not that close. I mean, we...
我现在住在洛杉矶，几乎不说话了 like, hardly ever talk now that I live in L.A.
我来这里快一年了 Uh, I've been here almost a year,
而且，呃，要认识人太难了 and, ugh, it's so hard to meet people.
你们找到了吗?好吧 还有什么? Do you guys find that? Okay. What else?
嗯…嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯 Um... Um, um, um, um, um, um.
我住在高地公园，上面茁壮成长 I live in Highland Park, above Thrive.
所以，这是你… So, is this the kind of thing that you...
是啊，继续说 Yeah, just keep talking.
-任何东西 任何东西 呃,就任何东西 -嗯… - Anything. Anything. Uh, just anything. - Um...
-好吧,嗯…-任何东西 走了 走了 走了 - Okay, um... - Anything. Go. Go. Go.
我是，呃，医生助理 I am a, uh, physician's assistant
在Cedars-Sinai的眼科 in ophthalmology at Cedars-Sinai.
这是这条航线正常的湍流量吗? Is this the normal amount of turbulence for this route?
是的 Yes.
-真的吗?-完全 - Really? - Totally.
这是……哦,不! It's... Oh, no!
什么? What?
哦 Oh.
我以为我忘了带耳机 I thought that I forgot my headphones.
他们说这架飞机上有Wi-Fi吗? Did they say that there was Wi-Fi on this plane?
我不记得了 I don't remember.
哦,有 哦，你得付钱 Oh, there is. Oh, you got to pay.
-他们为什么这么做?-你过得更好 - Why do they do that? - You're better off.
哦,这个吗?哦,我知道 Oh, this? Oh, I know.
相信我，我是最坏的 我喜欢和它一起睡觉 Trust me, I'm the worst. I, like, sleep with it.
就像我的第三只手 It's like my third arm.
它是一个工具 It's a tool.
它最初是为军队设计的 It was originally designed by and for the military
还有情报机构 and the intelligence community.
特别是中情局和陆军地面部队 The CIA and Army ground ops, specifically.
这是一种强大而危险的工具 It is a powerful and it's a dangerous tool.
你没有手机吗? You don't have a cell phone?
-我使用它的目的 -嗨 - I use it as it was intended. - Hi.
我也不刻意打扮 And I don't dress it up
-用它玩洋娃娃 -哦 - and play dolly with it. - Oh.
那就别去见我妈 她是……唷! Well, then don't meet my mom. She is... whew!
-给你 -她总是在打电话 - Here you are. - She is always on her phone.
我是说，她总是在打电话 I'm talking about, like, always on her phone.
-哦!是的!-给你 - Oh! Yes! - Here you are.
-给她螺丝刀 -我不想要 我… - Screwdriver for her. - I don't want it. I...
杜松子酒加奎宁，杜松子酒加奎宁水 Gin and tonic, gin and tonic.
来，打开那个坏男孩 好吧 Here, open up that bad boy. Okay.
-谢谢 -欢迎你 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
相信我，这会很有帮助的 Trust me, this will help a lot. Salud.
我唯一担心的是我们不会 Um, my only concern is that we won't be
在真正的紧急情况下思维足够清晰 thinking clearly enough in the event of a real emergency.
-这是有可能的 -你是…? - It's possible. - Oh, are you...?
我阿姨有个朋友是阿米什人 My aunt has a friend who's Amish.
不，我们不是阿米什人 No, we're not Amish.
-我们用酒精 -哦 - We use alcohol. - Oh.
当我们受伤的时候，要麻木疼痛 When we're injured, to numb the pain.
听起来像阿米什人 Okay, that sounds Amish.
听着，我知道有很多歧视 Look, I know there's a lot of discrimination.
我的朋友过去在一所贵格会学校上学 My friend used to go to a Quaker school.
让我…… And let me...
-那是超级随机的 -嗯… - That's super random. - Uh...
哦,哦 好吧! Uh, oh. Okay!
好吧!发出轧轧声,发出嘎嚓声 All right! Chug, chug.
嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.
是的! Yes!
让我们开始派对吧 Let's get this party started.
你没在普罗维登斯住过? You never lived in Providence?
我从来没有 I never did.
它是如此奇怪 It's so weird.
-嗯 -那里有个女孩看起来… - Mm-hmm. - There's a girl there who looks just...
他盯着你的…衬衫 He's staring at your... blouse.
哦,我知道 我能应付 Oh, I know. I can handle it.
嗯哼? Mm-hmm?
好吧 好吧,每个人 Okay. All right, everybody.
检查你的口袋里 Check your pockets.
-这可能是诱饵和开关 -什么? - It may be a bait and switch. - A what?
分心 A distraction.
他可能是个扒手 He might be a pickpocket.
-你是说小偷?-是的 - You mean a thief? - Yeah.
那，那不是刚刚发生的事情 That-that is, that is not what just happened.
你不知道这些事情 You don't know about these things.
我不…不 I don't... No.
这种事每天都发生在我身上 This happens to me, like, every day.
什么? What?
所以…你们是做什么的? So... what is it that you guys do?
哦,来吧 你知道我的一切，对吧? Oh, come on. You know everything about me, right?
你知道我住在哪里，我奶奶叫什么名字 You know where I live and what my grandma's name is.
所以，就像，你是什么， So, like, what are, what are you,
你们是什么，就像…教授? what are you guys, like... professors?
是的 Yep.
是吗?嗯，这是一个非常棒的猜测 Yeah? Well, that was a really great guess.
不 No.
不,你不是 No, you're not.
嗯,嗯 Uh-uh, uh.
你,嗯… You're, like, um...
你认为自己是一个值得信赖的人吗? Would you consider yourself a trustworthy person?
-这是你的优点之一吗?-你不必回答 - Is that one of your qualities? - You don't have to answer that.
是的 Yes.
哦 Oh.
机场正在发生一件大事 We have something very big happening at the airport.
天啊，我就知道你们在搞什么鬼 Oh, my God, I knew you guys were up to something.
好吧，我们有两个人，有三个袋子 All right, there's two of us and there's three bags.
你明白我的意思了吗? Do you see where I'm going with this?
不客气 Not at all.
你把它吗?真的吗?把它放回去 You took it? Really? Put it back.
哦,是的 Oh, yeah.
I-I-I感觉它 我… I-I-I feel it. I...
-对吗?-我感觉到了 我… - Do you? - I felt it. I-I...
毫米 Mm.
好吧 Okay.
旧的袋子 That old bag.
我们开始吧 是的 Here we go. Yep.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
好吧 All right.
这是最后一个吗? Is that the last one?
她有很多…太多的鞋子了 She has a lot of... way too many shoes.
-哦 -都带齐了吗? - Oh. - You got everything?
好吧 Okay.
我们去 Off we go.
好的，如果它们丢失了，我不是说它们丢失了， All right, so if they are lost, and I'm not saying they are,
但如果是的话，你的旅行保险 but if they are, your traveler's insurance
最高支付1575美元 covers you for up to $1,575.
一旦确认了损失，你就会知道 You get that as soon as the loss is verified.
那通常要花多长时间? H-How long does that usually take?
哦，他们很快 Oh, they're pretty quick.
最长六周 Six weeks at the longest.
和最短? A-And the shortest?
哦，这真的很不一样 Oh, that really varies.
但是别担心 But don't worry.
我们很少会完全失去一个袋子 It's really rare that we completely lose a bag.
我肯定他们会来的 I'm sure they'll turn up.
是的，这是一笔不错的交易 Yeah, it's a pretty good deal here.
哦,她在这里 Oh, she's here.
别担心，我来搞定 Don't worry, I got this.
女士，我带您去您的座位 Ma'am, I'll show you right to your seat.
随它去吧 Just go with it.
这些包你卖了多少钱? How much did you get for the bags?
我大学里的这些家伙以前也干过同样的勾当 These guys at my college used to do the same scam
带着行李度过圣诞假期 with their luggage at Christmas vacation.
-我觉得你可以拿更多…这是没办法, - I think you can get more... - It's-it's,
这是一个原始的骗局 it's an original con.
-是我发明的 -哦,好的 - I invented it. - Oh, okay.
什么? What?
我不知道支票是否会在星期五前送到 I don't know if the check will be here by Friday.
什么? What?
这是可能的,但是…… It might, but...
可能需要六个星期 it might take six weeks.
在6周吗? In six weeks?
那太迟了 That's too late.
我们只是飞……我冒着生命危险… We just flew... I just risked my life for...
对不起 Sorry.
在6周吗? In six weeks?
谁知道呢? Who knows?
它可能会来得更早 它变化 It could come sooner. It varies.
正确的 Right.
什么会更早到来?检查? What could come sooner? The check?
她到底是谁? Who even is she?
这个人如何成为资产? How is this person an asset?
我不…我不明白你的意思 I don't... I don't understand.
也许我该去洗手间 Maybe I'll go to the restroom.
-它坏了 -嗯? - It's broken. - Huh?
你必须使用外面加油站旁边的那辆 You have to use the one outside by the gas station.
正确的 Right.
哦 Oh.
-是吗?-你来了，亲爱的 - Yes? - There you are, hon.
我一直不停地打电话 I've been calling nonstop.
抱歉，我把它调到飞行模式了 Sorry, I had it on airplane mode.
哦,所以…好吧 所以你降落 Oh, so... Okay. So you landed.
你回家 好 You're home. Good.
我在看那个古董节目 你戴上了吗? I'm watching that antique show. Do you have it on?
嗯,是的 你可以…你为什么不去睡觉 Uh, yeah. You can... Why don't you go to sleep
我们可以明天再谈或者… and we can just talk tomorrow or some...
你在床上吗，都很舒服? Are you in bed, all cozy?
把那个羊毛枕头放在你的膝盖下面 Put that wool pillow under your knees.
我用我的 它真漂亮 I'm using mine. It's so nice.
你有好吃又脆的东西吃吗? You have something nice and crunchy to eat?
我看不清你的脸 I can't see your face very well.
-太黑了 -灯坏了 - It's so dark. - The light's broken.
哦 毫米 Oh. Mm. All right.
我命令你开一盏灯 I'm ordering you a stick-on light,
就像你以前房间里的那个 like the one in your old room.
好的,我知道 Okay, I know.
只是哪一个? Just which one?
那里几点了? What time is it there?
我们的时间表太不同步了 Our schedules are so out of sync.
我知道当我们站在一起的时候你会感觉更好 I know you'll feel better when we're aligned back,
但现在不可能了 but that's impossible now.
-是啊，我…-好吧，那就周二吧… - Yeah, and I... - Okay, so it'll come Tues...
不 是的 星期二 啊哈 No. Yes. Tuesday. Uh-huh.
你拿到那箱冰茶了吗?毫米 Did you get the case of iced tea? Mm.
今天早上我看到的一些东西让我想起了你 I saw something this morning that made me think of you.
这会让你很开心的 This is gonna make you so happy.
输入“Vemo输液罐” Type in "Vemo infusion pitcher."
看下面的图片，然后放大，放大， Look on the bottom picture, and then zoom in, zoom in,
缩放回…哦! zoom back to... Oh!
这家伙的旧摇椅…它值50万 This guy's old rocking chair... it's worth a half a million.
我不知道 不 I had no idea. No.
他很惊讶 他没有…… He's so surprised. He had no...
我们可以做一件抢劫案，拿到1500美元 I have a heist we can do, to get the 1,500.
好了，我要开始了，我要开始说话了 好吧 Okay, I'm just gonna start, I'm gonna start talking. Okay.
所以,我,嗯……我不是医生的助手 So, I'm, um... I'm not a physician's assistant.
这是,嗯……我都不知道我为什么这么说 无论如何…… That was, um... I don't even know why I said that. Anyway...
我在拱廊里的亚伯兰光学馆工作， I work at Abram's Optics in the Galleria,
如果你不知道，它就是最坏的分支 which, if you don't know, is the worst branch there is.
说实话，我是在浪费我的生命 Honestly, I'm wasting my life there.
我整天只卖眼镜给农业老人 I just sell bifocals to agro old people all day.
我的意思是，但是，就像，超级孤独和绝望，你知道吗? Mean but, like, also super lonely and desperate, you know?
比如，我被邀请去参加宴会和打麻将 Like, I've been invited to Easters and to Mahjong
看剪贴簿还有… and to look at scrapbooks and...
我不是因为恶心才去的但如果我去了 You know, I don't go because it's gross, but if I did,
我跟你打赌我会找到疯狂的古董 I bet you that I would find mad antiques.
-嗯 -是的 - Huh. - Yeah.
我的意思是，不是超级豪华的， I mean, not super fancy ones,
但我有一种感觉，如果我说我喜欢什么， but I have a feeling that if I said I liked something,
他们会免费或便宜地给我， they would give it to me for free or cheap,
然后我们就可以卖了，赚一大笔钱 and then we can sell it and turn a tidy profit.
繁荣! Boom!
我们把古董卖给谁? Who do we sell the antiques to?
我们可以…… We can...
我们可以在跳蚤市场买到一个摊位 we can get a stall at the flea market.
我喜欢跳蚤市场 它是如此独立 I love the flea market. It is so indie.
那是个好主意 That is a great idea.
这是巨大的 It's just tremendous.
对吧? Right?
三方分裂 Three-way split.
哦,是的,当然 当然可以 Oh, yeah, sure. Of course.
没有问题 No problem.
就像实习一样 It's like an internship.
我是媚兰 I'm Melanie.
好吧,好吧 All right, okay.
梅勒妮，见见老多里奥 Uh, Melanie, meet Old Dolio.
老……什么? Old... what?
Dolio Dolio.
老Dolio Old Dolio.
好吧 Okay.
我很喜欢这样 我很喜欢这样 I like that. I like that.
看，这就是那种事情 See, this is exactly the kind of thing
我一直想要的… that I've been wanting...
-别碰!-啊! - Don't touch! - Ah!
别碰桌子 Don't touch the table.
我经历过比这小得多的震动 I've been through tremors a lot smaller than this.
它把所有东西都变成电的，就像zap It just turns everything electric, like zap.
因为大事就是这样开始的 'Cause this is the way the big one starts.
随着噪音，它只是保持 With the noise, it just keeps
建筑，建筑，建筑 building and building and building.
但这个不建 But this one's not building.
大的会很响 The big one will be loud.
我是说，如果你够幸运的话，你会被碾碎的 I mean, if you're lucky, you'll get crushed.
然后你会……你就在此时此地死去 And then you'll... you just die right then and there.
立即 Immediately.
-永无止境的空虚 -哇 - A never-ending void. - Wow.
所以,YOLO 意思 So, YOLO.
我说的对吗? Am I right?
他们是真实的人物，超级独特 They are real characters, super unique.
但是你为他们担保，对吧? But you vouch for them, right?
担保吗? Vouch?
我只是说，基本的安全水平 I just mean on, like, a level of basic safety.
我有个朋友做脱衣舞， I had a friend who did stripping,
我绝不会那样做 and I would never do that,
但这感觉更… but this feels like a little more...
好吧 老实说， Okay. You know, if I'm being honest,
我最喜欢的电影是Ocean Eleven /i电影 my favorite movies are the Ocean Eleven movies.
我真的很兴奋 And I just am pretty psyched
就像真正的抢劫一样 about being on, like, an actual heist.
你是怎么认识他们的? How did you meet them?
他们是我的父母 They're my parents.
-哦 -嘿,嘿 - Oh. - Hey, hey.
这件衬衫真有趣 That's an interesting blouse.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
你知道，那其实是一条裙子 You know, it was actually a-a dress.
然后我就… And then I just...
我喜欢你的运动服 I like your tr-tracksuit.
苏!你看起来棒极了! Sue! You look so great!
我们到了 Here we are.
这是我的家人 This is m-my family.
我喜欢这些，苏 I love these, Sue.
他们不是好吗? Aren't they great?
我丈夫给我的 My husband gave them to me.
他是在英国得到的 He got them in England.
我的祖先两边都是英国人 My ancestors were British on both sides.
我认为那里的人更文明 I think the people are more civilized there.
-四点茶什么的-太棒了 - 4:00 tea and all that. - This is great.
苏 Sue.
-我爱这只狗 -哦 - I love this dog. - Oh.
啊呀! Blimey!
恐怕我把事情弄得一团糟 I've made a wretched mess, I'm afraid.
哦，没关系，妈妈 Oh, that's all right, Mum.
没有打扰,真的 No bother, really.
我一开始并没有意识到你… I-I didn't realize at first that you were...
但你不是英国人 But you're not British.
不 No.
不 你太黑了 No. You're too dark.
到处都是黑暗的人 There are dark people everywhere.
我知道 I know.
我的意思是当你想象一个… I just meant what you think of when you imagine a...
她收养了 是的 She's adopted. Yeah.
我们总是说，我们得到了一个，我们选择了一个 We always say we were given one and we chose one.
哦 Oh.
这就是我对我的小虫的感觉 That's just how I feel about my Doodlebug.
-过来，宝贝 是的 -飞弹 - Come here, baby. Yeah. - Doodlebug.
这是个漂亮的名字 That's a beautiful name.
-是……-这是法语 - Is that... - It's French.
毫米 Mm.
650年? 650?
-我们需要1500个 -我们不想推它 - We need 1,500. - We don't want to push it.
存款超过700就会引发银行审查 Deposits over 700 trigger a bank review,
我们会再做几次 so we'll do this a few more times.
好吧，星期五前还有两个 Well, two more by Friday.
-是的 -什么? - Yeah. - What?
不 No.
不,这是……如果我们被抓住了 No, this is... If we get caught,
这对我来说更糟，因为我是波多黎各人 it-it'll be much worse for me because I'm Puerto Rican.
这简直太神奇了不是吗? Isn't that amazing?
老多利奥在学会写字之前就学会了锻造 Old Dolio learned to forge before she learned to write.
事实上，她就是这样学会写字的 Well, actually, that's how she did learn to write.
我的计划呢?我是说，这是不是… What about my plan? I mean, was that just...
你打算利用孤独人群的慷慨吗? Your plan to cash in on the generosity of lonely people?
嘿 嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
噢! Ow!
你把我的指甲敲掉了 You knocked off my nail.
我…我是说，我… I... I mean, what am I...
我现在要把它们都摘下来， I'm gonna have to take them all off now,
因为我会看起来像个疯子 because I'm gonna look like a crazy person
就少了一个指甲 with just, like, one nail missing.
你…是什么? What are you...?
哦,好的 我可以…… Oh, okay. I can...
你需要专门的洗甲水 You need, like, special nail polish remover for that.
哦，对，对，对，对， Oh, uh, yep, yep, yep, yep.
这是一笔流动性很强、高收益的交易 This is a very liquid and high-yield deal.
-这是正确的 这是一个很好的设计 -嗯… - That's right. It's a nice design. - Um...
我是说，我没注意到 I mean, I hadn't noticed.
-有点时髦 -实际上…… - It's kind of chic. - Actually...
我想我们现在应该把它交给斯托维克 I think we should give that to Stovik right now
-告诉他剩下的就来了-Howdy-do - and tell him the rest is coming. - Howdy-do.
Howdy-do Howdy-do Howdy-do. Howdy-do.
Howdy-do Howdy-do.
看看这个家伙 Look at this guy.
看看…… Look at...
哦 Oh.
我觉得自己像个参议员 I feel like a senator.
啊 我喜欢热水澡 Ah. I love hot tubs.
你的浴室是什么颜色的? What color is your bathroom?
你觉得这条能配得上吗? Do you think this one will match?
这个，像，烟雾，珊瑚什么的? This, like, smoky, coraly thing?
阻止它 你可以直接溜进去 Stop it. You can just slide right in.
进来吧，老多里奥 Come on in, Old Dolio.
我不认为你应该参加 I don't think you're supposed to get in that.
当然,你可以 Sure, you can.
这是个干爽的测试 It's a dry test.
进去吧 Get on in there.
是的 让你们自己舒服点 Yeah. Just make yourselves comfy.
来，让我来帮你 Here, let me, let me help you out.
-呃,我…我能做到 我可以……-哦 - Uh, I... I can do it. I can... - Oops.
是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah.
让自己舒适 Get yourselves comfortable.
抢一个座位 有很多选择 Grab a seat. Plenty to choose from.
是的 Yep.
嗯… Uh...
好的，现在，我想让你们想象一下 Okay, now, I want you guys to imagine
热水一直到这里 hot water right up to here.
好吧?我会和你一起进去的 Okay? I'll get in there with you.
嘿 Hey.
是的 对不起 Yep. Sorry.
47个可调节的按摩头 47 adjustable massaging heads
有针对性的颈部和肩部喷射 with targeted neck and shoulder jets.
瀑布，创造了一种舒缓的氛围 A cascading waterfall, uh, creating a soothing ambience.
-哦 -嗯 - Oh. - Uh-huh.
有一种氛围 Uh, there's an ambiance.
我应该继续还是…? Should I go on or...?
她是卖,对吗? She's sold, right?
多少钱? How much is it?
9499年 好吧? 9,499. Okay?
只需预付150美元，每月支付99美元， Just $150 down and $99 a month,
只有29%的年利率融资 with, uh, 29% APR financing.
所以,你……我们付150美元，就能带走它? So, you... w-we pay $150, we can walk away with it?
是的 Yeah.
好吧，不是这个 Well, not this exact one.
它必须从仓库发货 It has to ship from the warehouse.
但是明天结束的时候 But by the end of the day tomorrow.
那是150年 That's 150.
所以如果我不开心 Um, so if I'm not happy, uh,
我可以在任何时候退货并得到全额退款 I can return it at any point and get a full refund?
一旦安装好，你就不能… Well, once it's installed, you can't...
哦,ins…是的 是的,是的 当然,In-Installed Oh, ins... yeah. Yeah, yeah. In-Installed, of course.
但如果它没有被安装呢? But if it hasn't been installed?
然后确定 是的 Then sure. Yeah.
-你知道，如果衣服不合身或者颜色不对 -啊 - You know, like, if it doesn't fit or if the color's off. - Ah.
现在，嗯，包层是额外的 And, now, um, the cladding is extra.
我有个建议给你 I have a suggestion for you.
什么? What?
多穿点衣服 Wear more clothes.
你让每个人都觉得不舒服 You're making everybody feel uncomfortable.
我可以得到全额退款吗? I'll get a full refund?
好了，我们得进进出出 Okay, we got to be in and out
这样我们就能在5点前堵住漏洞 so we can catch the leak by 5:00.
好吧 老实说，我有点兴奋 Okay. Honestly, I'm kind of excited
因为这家伙是个讨厌鬼 because this guy is such a creep.
他的名字叫Abe So, his name is Abe.
哦，天哪，这感觉像是《碟中谍:不可能的任务》 Oh, God, this feels like Mission: Impossible.
好吧 好吧，他就是我们所说的不露面的人 Okay. Okay, so he's what we call a no-show.
他没有拿起眼镜， He didn't pick up his glasses,
所以我给他打了个提醒电话 so I had to give him a reminder call,
当我去的时候，他问我能不能去接生 and when I did, he asked if I can come and deliver,
我说过，通常我们不会这么做 which I said normally we wouldn't do that.
但当我告诉他我要带家人来的时候 But when I told him that I was bringing my family,
他好像在哭 he, like, was crying.
像,所以绝望 这是…… Like, so desperate. It was...
它是开放的 It's open.
所以我就……我只是,嗯……好吧 So I just... I just, um... Okay.
嗨 Hi.
我感觉不舒服， I'm not feeling well,
但是，请不要拘束 but, please, make-make yourself at home.
就是这样 That's it.
就像在家里一样 Just be how you are at home.
就在家里过平常的一天 Just a normal day around the house.
我想他只是孤独而已 I think he's just lonely.
哦,他是假装 他想让我们…… Oh, he's pretending. He wants us to...
对，就像我们是他的家人一样 Right, like we're his family.
他只是 He's only
现在回了两下，而且唯一的… two strokes back right now, and the only thing...
好 这很好 Good. That's good.
我儿子以前看的 M-My son used to watch that.
哦，罗伯特，总是和运动有关 Oh, Robert, always with the sports.
你为什么不去修剪一下草坪呢? Why don't you mow the lawn for once?
好了 Nice.
再这样做 Do more like that.
在学校过得怎么样，亲爱的? How was school, hon?
学校很好 School was fine.
你今天过得怎么样? How was your day?
请大声一点 A little louder, please.
你今天过得怎么样? How was your day?
妈妈，你今天做了什么? What did you do today, Mom?
那很好啊…被问到这个问题 That's nice... to be asked that.
你真的想知道吗? You really want to know?
嗯 Huh.
并不容易 Wasn't easy.
我的日子都不轻松 None of my days are easy.
为什么?发生了什么事? Why? What happened?
冰箱坏了 The refrigerator broke.
它不在里面 It's not in there.
-所以,呃…-不是那个抽屉 试试另一个抽屉 - So, uh... - Not that drawer. Try the other drawer.
你一定是修理冰箱的人 You must be the refrigerator repair person.
好吧 Okay.
我打赌你见过很多孤独的女人 I bet you meet a lot of lonely women
当你在野外的时候 when you're out in the field.
修理冰箱 Repairing refrigerators.
家庭主妇们一定在向你献殷勤吧? Housewives must be throwing themselves at you, huh?
因为,呃… 'Cause, uh...
如果你需要工具，我们有工具 You know, if you need tools, we have tools.
我只是来做一件事 Uh, I'm just here to do a job.
嘿 支票本不在这里 Hey. Checkbook is not here.
检查他的卧室 Check his bedroom.
来吧 Come on.
这是很难的 This is hard.
这就像试图永远入睡一样 It's like trying to fall asleep forever.
听起来不错 It sounds good.
也许是一些银器丁当声 Maybe some silverware clinking.
或者弹钢琴 Or play the piano.
我想它在里面，但我们得等等 I think it's in there, but we have to wait.
这是15 It's 4:15.
我们会错过这个漏洞的 We'll miss the leak.
他想…… He's trying to...
…死 ...die.
但我们应该，我们应该继续，嗯… But we should, we should keep on, um...
他说他想要钢琴演奏和s银器叮当作响 He said he wants piano playing and s-silverware clinking.
在学校过得怎么样，亲爱的? How was school, hon?
它是没问题的 It was fine.
但是我饿了 But I'm starving.
小小的我 M-Me, too.
你想要一些剩下的蛋糕吗? Would you like some leftover cake?
好吧 Okay.
哦! Oh!
-他进球了?-他进了一球 - He just scored? - Oh, he scored a-a one-holer.
你能给我来点吗? Do you think I could have some of that?
你想喝点牛奶吗? Would you like some milk?
请 Please.
谢谢你！谢谢你！ Thank you. Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
你知道，我想我明天会去修剪草坪 You know, I think I will mow the lawn tomorrow.
你上周末就是这么说的 You said that last weekend.
我了吗? Did I?
也许我该修剪草坪 Maybe I'll mow the lawn.
我去车库把它拿出来 I'll just go into the garage and get it out.
好吧 Okay.
去检查 Go check.
走了 Go.
我还在这里吗? Am I still here?
是的 Yeah.
看到光了吗? You see how there's light?
你会知道的，因为周围都是黑暗的…… You'll know because it'll be dark all around and...
安静 quiet.
请…… Please...
不要对房子做任何事 don't do anything to the house.
我的孩子们对此有计划 My kids have plans for it.
他们不是坏孩子 They're not bad kids.
只是忙 Just busy.
生活是…… Life is...
什么都没有 nothing.
不要去想它了 Just let it go without really thinking about it.
就像你放开了一个… Like you're letting go of a...
的字符串 piece of string.
只是让它… Just let it...
没什么大不了的 It's not that big of a deal.
哦,不 Oh, no.
哦,我的上帝 Oh, my God.
怎么了? What's wrong?
怎么了?这个… What's wrong? This...
哦 Oh.
不,我的意思是…… No, I-I mean...
她有柔情 She has tender feelings.
你不会知道的 You wouldn't know anything about that.
我知道 I know.
哦，没有支票簿 Oh, there's no checkbook.
你难过就是你 You're sad is what you are.
嗯? Huh?
我不会再这么做了 I'm not gonna do this again.
而且我认为我们不应该从他那里拿走任何东西 And-and I don't think that we should take anything from him.
好吧,好吧 所以我们在这里 Okay, okay. So here we are.
哦，我不知道 Oh, I don't know.
这房子里有支票簿 Somewhere there's a checkbook in this house,
当我们找到它的时候，我们就… and, uh, when we find it, we're just gonna...
我们要把850美元全部兑现，然后了结它， we're gonna cash out the whole $850 and be done with it,
因为，坦白地说，我感觉很不舒服 because, quite frankly, I'm feeling very uncomfortable.
我的处境很不舒服，所以… I've been put in an uncomfortable position, so...
去把水桶拿去 Go run the buckets.
如果你坐53号，你还能挺过去，对吧? You can still make it if you take the 53, huh?
来吧,快点 快点 Come on, hurry. Hurry.
哦,我的…… Oh, my...
所以,我知道 好吧 不,不 你坐下来 So, I know. Okay. No, no. You sit down.
坐下来，喝杯水，然后…… S-Sit down, and you have a glass of water and...
你儿子多大了? And your son is how old?
三 Three.
他的名字是? And his name is?
塞勒斯 Cy Cyrus. Cy.
好吧 Okay.
嗨,Cy Hi, Cy.
我是说，他也会的，尤其是和陌生人在一起 I mean, he would, too, uh, especially with new people.
我是说，他就是暴跳如雷 I mean, he just goes ballistic.
-这是…-好的 - It's... - Okay.
好吧,这很好 Okay, that's good.
所以，我们现在知道 So, we know now that we have
一个三岁大的孩子会打人 a three-year-old that tends to hit.
好吧 这不是异常 Okay. That's not abnormal.
首先，我来观察一下 So, first, I'll just observe.
好吧?好吧 Okay? All right.
你是…饿了吗? Are you... hungry?
嗯,没有 Mm, no.
你累了吗? Are you tired?
毫米…不 Mm... no.
你看起来很兴奋，Cy You look excited, Cy.
看到其他孩子你兴奋吗? Are you excited to see the other children?
-你只是需要他们的关注吗?-是的 - Do you just need some of their attention? - Yeah.
是啊!好吧 Yeah! Okay.
有时候这就足够了 And sometimes that's enough.
只是口头上说明需要就足够了 Just verbalizing the need is enough.
一个想要得到关注的三岁小孩… A three-year-old that wants attention...
不是不合理的,对吗? not unreasonable, right?
老Dolio Old Dolio.
你应该……如果你想的话 You should... well, if you want to.
她可能会再做一次 She might do one more.
不 No.
我们一起做怎么样? How about we do it together?
也许你让派对开始了 Maybe you get the party started.
我去看看前面 I'll just go, uh, check the-the front.
好吧 Okay.
我觉得老Dolio不喜欢我 I don't think Old Dolio likes me.
哦 不，她，她谁都不喜欢 Oh. No, she-she, she doesn't like anyone.
她不是那种人 She's not like that.
你女儿的名字是? And your daughter's name is?
老Dolio Old Dolio.
嗯,老……吗? Uh, Old...?
Dolio 我们用一个流浪汉的名字给她命名 Dolio. We named her after a homeless guy
她中了彩票，希望他能把她写进遗嘱 who won the lottery, hoping he'd put her in his will.
但老Dolio…那个古老的多里奥…… But Old Dolio... the old Old Dolio...
最后他把钱都花光了 used up all his money at the very end
关于实验性癌症的东西 on experimental cancer stuff.
毫米 好的 Mm. Okay.
你女儿是…? And your daughter is...?
她对温情一无所知 She doesn't know anything about tender feelings.
嗨,老Dolio Hi, Old Dolio.
好吧，我就观察一下 Okay, so I'm just gonna observe.
嗯 Hmm.
你感到压力大吗? Are you feeling stressed?
嗯,没有 不 Hmm, no. No.
好吧 Okay.
你想握住我的手吗? Do you want to hold my hand?
没有?好吧 No? Okay.
好吧 嗯 Okay. Hmm.
你的头发长这么长了 Your hair has gotten so long.
很漂亮,亲爱的 It's beautiful, hon.
我可以刷一下吗? Can I brush it?
只是一种震颤 没关系 It's just a tremor. It's okay.
你……没关系 You're... It's okay.
你对我没什么意见 You're okay with me.
来，让我们稍微热一下 Here, let's, uh, warm it up a little bit.
有…吗? Is there...?
哦，呃，有个排水管 Oh, uh, there's a drain.
它可以消耗 下面有个排水管 It can drain. There's a drain under there.
在地板上 在地板上 On the floor. In the floor.
所以你是要退货还是卖掉再退货? So are you gonna return it or sell it and then return it?
或者你想要什么? Or what do you want?
把灯关掉比较好 It's better with the light off.
我们去洗个澡吧 Let's take a bath.
你感到惊讶吗? Are you surprised?
也许你不知道我有这种感觉 Maybe you didn't know that I-I felt this way.
不 No.
这是我这辈子最不惊讶的 I'm the least surprised I've ever been in my life.
嗯 Huh.
那么计划是什么? So what's the plan?
你看我脱衣服，然后你就开始 You'll watch me undress, and then you'll start
把你的老二弄硬了，我就进去? getting your dick hard, then I'll get in?
好吗? Well?
来吧 Come on.
你在想象什么? So, what were you picturing?
-肥皂乳房吗?-确定 - Soapy titties? - Sure.
是吗?确定 Yeah? Sure.
这能起作用吗？ Does this work?
没有,对吧?当然这是行不通的 No, right? Of course it doesn't work.
为什么会成功? Why would it work?
没有在这里工作 Nothing works here.
可悲 Pathetic.
所以,乳房操吗? So, titty fuck?
-这引起了你的注意 -咚,咚, - Oh, that got your attention. - Knock, knock.
哦 Oh.
我们希望这也是为了你的快乐 We want this to be about your pleasure, too.
哦,是的 Oh, yeah.
那么，什么让你感觉好呢? Well, what makes you feel good?
-梅勒妮，我们别…-听,嗯… - Uh, Melanie, uh, let's not... - Listen, uh...
,就…我们就……-我们很惊讶 - Just... let's just... - We-We're, we're surprised.
-该吃点心了，好吗?-我想，我想… - Time for a snack, all right? - I think, I think...
-什么?-什么? - What? - What?
你们在干什么? What are you guys doing?
为什么，为什么盘子上有饼干? Why-why are there crackers on a plate?
不去,亲爱的 Don't go, hon.
“亲爱的”? "Hon"?
你只是…… You just...
你从来没这么叫过我 You've never called me that.
我有 I have.
我这样叫过你 I have called you that.
哦? Oh?
那就叫我"宝贝"吧 Call me "hon," then.
那是什么?嗯? What is that? Hmm?
这是什么?“从新生儿到18岁 ” What is this? "Newborn to 18 years."
你做不到 You can't do it.
我打赌如果这是一份工作，你就能做到，对吧? I bet you could if it was a job, though, right?
给我一千五百七十五美元叫我"亲爱的 " $1,575 to call me "hon."
哦,三方分裂 Oh, three-way split.
这是525年 It's 525 each.
这次我不想再用那种方法了 I don't want to do it that way this time.
这是一个词 只是说它 It's one word. Just say it.
你可以直接说出来 You could just say it.
我不能这么说 I can't just say it.
我们……不要叫你“亲爱的” We... don't call you "hon"
或者“甜心”或者“宝贝” or "sweetheart" or "baby."
我们不会用丝带包装小生日礼物 We don't wrap up little birthday presents with ribbons.
-我不想…-是的 - I-I don't want... - Yes.
这就是你想要的 That's what you want.
她们还有什么?嗯? And-and what else? Hmm?
要我把你放在我肚子上吗? Want me to put you on my abdomen?
嗯? Hmm?
做煎饼吗? Make pancakes?
你想让我跳个小舞? And you want me to do a little dance?
-没有 -是的 - No. - Yes.
你想让我们成为虚伪的人 You want us to be false, fakey people.
嗯? Hmm?
我很抱歉 我不是故意的…… I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
我将这样做 I'll do it.
我给你1575美元就叫你"甜心" I'll call you "hon" for $1,575.
一直走 Keep walking.
一直走 一直走 Keep walking. Keep walking.
很多东西 A lot of stuff.
是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah.
这是什么? What's this?
嗯,这是一个…这是杯温器 Uh, it's a... it's a mug warmer.
很多时候，我妈妈会买两件东西 A lot of the times, my mom will buy two of something
给我发一个就行了 and just send me one.
今天是星期三 It's Wednesday.
周三，由于卫生原因，它的泄漏量增加了三倍 Wednesday it leaks three times 'cause of sanitation.
这是……这真的是一个三人的工作 It's... it's really a three-person job.
现在地板上到处都是 It's all over the floor now.
他们随时会打电话来 They'll be calling any second.
就在他们放下水桶之后 Just after they put the buckets down.
好吧,呃… Okay, uh...
谢谢你之类的 thank you or whatever.
嗯,在这里 Um, here.
这个应该包括这个 This should cover that.
除非你大量购买…我不知道 Unless you bought it in bulk... I don't know.
你不用付钱… Y-You don't pay for...
好吧 Okay.
嗯… Uh...
你是琼斯 You're jonesing.
什么? What?
你对它们上瘾了 You're addicted to them.
我的表弟盖…… My cousin Timothy...
当他试着踢药丸时，他会没事的， when he was trying to kick pills, he would be fine,
然后它会有这个突然的波 and then he would have this sudden wave
非常需要他们 of needing them really bad.
嗯，我认为这有点不同 Well, I think this is a little different
因为他们是我的父母 because they're my parents.
在什么意义? In what sense?
什么? What?
他们在什么意义上是你的父母? In what sense are they your parents?
一个例子是什么? What's an example?
我们把所有的东西分成三份 We split everything three ways.
我们从小就有 We have since I was little.
你把你的钱花在什么地方了? What do you spend yours on?
你的第三个 Your third.
我们在所有事情上都是平等的 W-We go in on everything equally.
实际上，这是另一个例子 Actually, that's another example.
这就有了两件事 That makes two things.
你是不是忘了什么东西? Aren't you forgetting something?
亲爱的 Hon.
哦,亲爱的 Oh, hon.
我的甜心 My sweetheart.
我亲爱的宝贝 My sweet baby.
街对面有一个兑换支票的地方 There's a check cashing place across the street.
那你就这么走了? Oh, so you're just gonna go...?
首页 Home.
W-Wait W-Wait.
你以为我会拿这么多钱…? You thought I was gonna take this much for...?
这是一个全方位服务的交易 This is a full-service deal.
嗯…所以… Uh... so...
“我们不会叫你‘亲爱的’， "We don't call you 'hon, '
“甜心”或“宝贝 ” 'sweetheart' or 'baby.'"
做到了这一点 Did that.
“我们不做……” "We don't make..."
煎饼吗? Pancakes?
我们没必要… We don't have to...
你拿去吧 You can just take it.
她说的是什么 What was that thing that she said
把你放在她肚子上怎么样? about putting you on her abdomen?
哦，这叫做乳房蠕动 Oh, it's-it's called a breast crawl.
这不是…… It's not...
跳个小舞? Uh, do a little dance?
我不知道她为什么那样说 I don't know why she said that.
你跳过舞吗? Have you ever danced?
是的 Yeah.
生日吗? Birthdays?
用蝴蝶结包裹的生日礼物 Birthday presents wrapped up with a bow.
看,我们不要 Look, let's not.
所以当我们做了这些事情， So when we've done these things,
然后我要钱，你就可以走了 then I want my money and you can go.
我早上得去买些煎饼之类的东西 I have to get pancake stuff for the morning.
早上吗? The morning?
这是早上的事 They're a morning thing.
那里有个摄像头， There's a camera there,
那里, there and there.
所有超级A级的安全系统都在五角星上 All Super A security systems are on a pentagram,
所以你必须在这两个点之间移动 so you have to move between the points.
基本上，所有奇数通道都是免费商品 Basically, all the odd-numbered aisles are free goods.
我要买这些东西，所以… I'm buying this stuff, so...
是的 Yeah.
它只是一个…有趣的事实 It's just an... interesting fact.
是,好吗? Is that okay?
哦 你想……吗?我有睡衣 Oh. Do you want to... I have pajamas.
不 我很好 No. I'm good.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
你是什么意思? What do you mean?
是什么…… What are...
你是想… Are you trying to...
激怒我吗? rile me up?
这到底是怎么回事? How does this even work?
我不能…… I can't...
这就是我要做的:只做一个大的 Here's what I would do: just one big one.
不翻 It's less flipping.
是啊，但是…小事情…喜欢,它很有趣 Yeah, but l-little things are... Like, it-it's fun.
你只要把它们叠起来 Boop You just stack them. Boop.
大多数的快乐来自于，比如，愚蠢的事情 Most happiness comes from, like, dumb things.
好吧 Okay.
好吧,呃,所以… Okay, uh, so...
就是这样 that's that.
是什么…我不… What's, uh... I don't...
哦,, Oh, that.
我可以从黑暗的地方爬出来做这件事 I could just crawl out of a dark space to do that.
这很好 That's fine.
所以，天会全黑了，然后我就爬出去 So, it'll be all dark, and then I'll crawl out.
光线会刺眼的 The light will be blinding.
这是腹部 And this is the abdomen.
这样就做完了 And then we're done.
我知道有个地方比这里更黑 I know a place that's darker than this.
这是很好 它会工作 This is fine. It'll work.
不会花很长时间 It's not gonna take long.
哦，我们正好在7点 Oh, we're right by the 7.
你可以在回来的路上让我下车 You could just drop me on the way back.
这是…… This is the...
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
光的打破 Light's broken.
嗯,这是……天黑,但是…… Well, it's... it's dark, but...
但这太遥远了 but this was so far.
我们现在可能已经做完了 We could've been done by now.
完全正确 Exactly.
好吧，那我就爬出来… Okay, so I guess I'll crawl out and...
只是一种震颤 It's just a tremor.
不 这一个是…… No. This one is...
这个正在建造 This one is building.
-哇!-它的发生! - Whoa! - It's happening!
-出来 出去 -不!不，不，不 - Out. Get out. - No! No, no, no, no.
不要碰门或墙 Don't touch the door or the walls.
一切都是生活 就待在中间 Everything is live. Just stay in the middle.
-是门把手…-这是金属 这是生活 - Is the doorknob... - It's metal. It's live.
不要碰它 不要碰 Don't touch it. Don't touch.
它是如此安静 It's so quiet.
我没听到任何人的声音 I don't hear anyone.
它是安静的 It is quiet.
为什么这么安静? Why is it so quiet?
它是黑暗的 It's darker.
之前天已经黑了 It was dark before.
不，它完全是黑色的 No, it's completely black.
哦,我的上帝 Oh, my God.
什么? What?
-哦 -什么? - Oh. - What?
你不想知道 You don't want to know.
我们不在生活中了 We're not in life anymore.
-什么?-是的 - What? - Yeah.
我想它马上就发生了 I think it happened right away.
就在第一个大噪音之后 Right after that first big noise.
-它吗?-我们死了 - It? - We died.
Wh……我很好 我… Wh... I'm fine. I...
这是每个人在结束后都会说的话 That's what everyone always says right after.
他们简直不敢相信 They can't believe it.
你可能永远都不会相信，但事实就是这样 You might never believe it, but this is just how it's gonna be.
直到永远 Forever.
只是我们 Just us.
-在黑暗 -停止 这不是…… - In blackness. - Stop. That's not...
你简直不敢相信 You can't believe it
因为你嫁给了生活 because you were married to life.
迷上了它 Hooked on it.
我没有被吸引，所以这对我来说没什么大不了的 I wasn't hooked, so it's not such a big deal to me.
-会疼的 -我不这么认为 - It would hurt. - I don't think so.
请 停止 Please. Stop.
我能感觉到我的脸 I can feel my face.
是的 那只是一段回忆 Yeah. That's just a memory.
我没有任何遗憾 I don't have any regrets.
但你会后悔的 You're gonna have regrets, though,
因为你会想念性爱，跳舞和煎饼的 because you're gonna miss sex and dancing and pancakes.
我刚吃了一个煎饼，所以我不会伤心的 I just had that one pancake, so I'm not gonna be sad.
你看了那么多次镜子 You-you looked in the mirror so many times
你会永远想念你的脸 you'll miss your face forever.
但我… But I-I don't even...
我都不记得我的脸了 I-I don't even remember my face.
我甚至不能说我长什么样 I can't even say what I looked like.
你有一头金黄色的长发…… You had long, sandy blond hair...
-嘘 -…冰蓝色的眼睛和… - Shh. - ...ice blue eyes and...
停止 嘘 Stop. Shh.
-没关系 -还有纯净的肌肤 - Just doesn't matter. - And pure skin.
你知道我只是想抢你 You know I was just trying to rob you.
不 No.
你真是个小白痴 You're such a stupid little idiot,
你的大脑就在你的乳房里! and your brain is in your tits!
计划是让我去，然后… The plan was for me to go, and then...
监视你的公寓 and-and stake out your apartment
然后进入你的账户… and-and get access to your account...
你们很好吗? You guys fine?
是的 是吗? Yeah. Are you?
是的 Yeah.
我当时在开车 I was, I was driving.
每个人都停止了 这是疯狂的 Everyone stopped. It was crazy.
我们以为我们死了 We thought we were dead.
我不这么认为 I didn't think that.
我老Dolio I'm Old Dolio.
见到你很高兴 It's wonderful to meet you.
上帝保佑你 God bless you.
好吧，我不信教，但是… Okay, I'm-I'm not religious, but, uh...
不，我也不是 No, I'm-I'm not, either.
我这辈子从来没这么说过 I've never said that before in my life.
这个怎么样? How about this?
对吧?你认为那是最重要的吗? Right? You think that was the big one?
呃，我不知道 Uh, I don't know.
-我不这么认为 -不，它是 - I don't think that. - No, it was.
这是它 That was it.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
-谢谢 -哦 正确的 - Thank you. - Oh. Right.
这是，这是完成 This is, this is done.
嗯…我永远不会忘记你 Uh... I'm never gonna forget you.
我的整个生活 My whole life.
这个…斯巴鲁 This... this Subaru.
这些我都背下来了 I've memorized all of this.
好了,我们才能… Okay, can we...
你们明白吗? You guys okay?
是的 你好吗? Yes. How are you?
哦,我很好 Oh, I'm fine.
是的，这些建筑很适合地震 Yeah, these are great structures for quakes.
因为我们是24小时营业，所以我们必须做好一切准备 Since we're open 24 hours, we got to be ready for anything.
你在这家店里什么都试过了吗? Have you tried everything in this store?
不 Nope.
如果我在这里工作，我就会这么做 That's what I would do if I worked here.
现在还不晚 It's not too late.
你可以尝试每样东西一次，然后隔离你的收藏 You can try everything once and then isolate your favorites
然后在完美的一天吃它们 and-and just eat them on a perfect day
在那里你可以吃到所有你喜欢的食物 where you just eat all your favorite foods.
如果我在这里工作，我就会这么做 That's what I would do if I worked here.
那么，你申请了吗? So, do you apply?
或者这是怎么回事? Or how does that work?
你需要接受特殊培训吗 Do you have to take special training
或者一节课或者其他什么? or-or a class or something?
是的!是的! Yes! Yes!
进来!进来! Come in! Come in!
我要，我要把这个弄破 I'm gonna, I'm gonna pop this.
你就是这么开的，对吧? That's how you open it, right?
你只是……流行音乐 You just... pop.
结果是29 83 Okay, that comes to 29.83.
那是我的钱 That's my money.
实际上，没有销售 So, no sale, actually.
我应该把这些都放回去吗? Uh, should I put all this back?
我-我要…我要走了 I'm-I'm just gonna... I'm gonna, I'm gonna leave.
我要…好吧 I'm gonna... Okay.
你知道，我甚至没有… You know, I-I didn't even...
我把整件事都忘了 I forgot about that whole thing.
你忘了抢我了吗? Did you forget about robbing me?
你忘了你想抢我了? You forget that you wanted to rob me?
想进入我的账户，记得吗? Wanted to gain access to my account, remember?
我的脑子在乳头上? My brain is in my tits?
不 No.
那只是，那只是个谎言 Th-That was just, that was just a lie.
嗯… Uh...
你不相信我 Y-You don't believe me.
不，我相信你 No, I believe you.
你不 You don't.
-那我该怎么办?-好的 - Well, what do I do? - Okay.
-我能…-铃声响了 - What can I... - The ringer was off.
-我很好，妈妈-你没事 - I'm fine, Mom. - You're okay.
-你明白吗?-是的，我没事 -哦,在这里 - You're okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. - Uh, here.
-我…你想让我…-天啊 - I'll... You want me to... - Oh, my God.
-我会用这个砸碎我的手指!-你还好吗? - I'll smash my finger with this! - Are you all right?
-我来!-正确的 这是大的 - I'll do it! - Right. That was big.
我一听到就叫 I called the second I heard.
-我一直在打电话…-回来 - I've been calling and calling and... - Come back.
-我很抱歉 -我的心还在跳 - I'm sorry. - Oh, my heart is still pounding.
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know what to do.
-真是太…-我不知道该怎么办 - It was just so... - I don't know what to do.
-我该怎么办?我该怎么办?-我想挤一下 - What do I do? What do I do? - I could use a squeeze.
-挤，挤，妈妈 -我不知道该怎么办 - Squeeze, squeeze, Mama. - I don't know what to do.
我很抱歉 我… I'm sorry. I...
是什么…… What is...
你身后是什么? What is that behind you?
也许你应该…… Maybe you should...
-好的 -好的 - Okay. - Okay.
让您久等了 Thank you for waiting.
很快就会有人来陪你 Someone will be with you shortly.
他们从不接电话，所以… They never pick up, so...
如果你不想做，你就不必做 You don't have to do it if you don't want to.
就像，如果你不… It's like, if you don't...
老Dolio ?你能听到我们吗? Old Dolio? Can you hear us?
哦 Oh.
我们一直，一直在呼唤，呼唤，呼唤 We've been, we've been calling and calling and calling.
这是它 That was it.
这是一个大问题 It was the big one.
你没事吧? You okay?
你还没准备好说话 You're not ready to talk yet.
没关系 That's okay.
把它们留在这里 Just leave them here.
-我 -好的 - I am. - Okay.
-我们要走了-好的 - We're-we're going now. - Okay.
再见 Bye-bye.
“生日快乐 "Happy birthday.
我们的小女儿14岁了 爱……” Our little girl is 14. Love..."
新生儿 Newborn.
一，二，三，四，五，六 One, two, three, four, five, six,
七，八，九，十 seven, eight, nine, ten,
11 12 13 14 15 16 17 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17.
第18个呢? Where's the 18th one?
这是废话 This is crap.
你知道他们只是… You know they're just...
我知道这是一种工作 I know it's some kind of job.
他们算计我 They're scamming me.
“生日快乐 "Happy birthday.
“我们的小女儿18岁了 "Our little girl is 18.
诚恳地邀请……” Cordially invite..."
他们想请我出去吃饭 They want to take me out to dinner.
我们俩 Both of us.
在Melisse At Mélisse.
这是我18岁生日的礼物 It's for my 18th birthday.
今天是你的生日吗? Is it your birthday?
不 我26岁 No. And I'm 26.
不去,对吗? Don't go, right?
-我必须这么做 -没有 - I have to. - No.
不,不,不 你真的…但是你不喜欢 你…… No, no, no. You actually... But you don't. You...
然后把钱留在这里 Then leave the money here.
只是为了确保他们不会… Just to make sure that they don't...
他们以为我什么都不知道 They think I don't know anything
像那样的高档餐厅 about a sort of fancy restaurant like that.
我们走进去，他们会说， Well, we're gonna walk in there and they're gonna be like,
“哇 你现在到底是谁?” "Whoa. Who even are you now?"
嗨 我们要和另外两个见面 Hi. We're meeting two others.
-可能是戴恩的手下-嗯 - Could be under Dyne. - Mm-hmm.
他们可能会迟到 要坐三趟公共汽车 They're probably gonna be late. It's three bus rides.
不 Nope.
我通常更喜欢坐在后面， I usually like to sit more in the back,
但这张桌子可以 but this table's fine.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我可以先给你点喝的吗? Can I start you off with some drinks?
嗯,是的 Uh, yes.
我要…港口还在你手上吗? I'll have, uh... Do you still have the port?
科尔海塔还是茶色20年? The Colheita or the tawny 20-year?
嗯，那个，那个科尔海塔 Um, the, uh, the-the Colheita.
我想我还是……我将有 I-I guess I'll... I will have
,嗯… the, um...
嗯,“Golaca……” um, the "Golaca..."
呃,事实上,什么都没有 水 Uh, actually, nothing. Water.
哦，那不是给你按摩的女人吗? Oh, isn't that the woman who gave you the massage?
噢,嗨 Oh, hi.
嗨 Hi.
治疗技术 The healing arts.
那是个可靠的职业 That's a solid profession.
人总是在痛苦中 People are always in pain.
梅勒妮，你父母是做什么的? So, what do your parents do, Melanie?
我妈妈在房地产行业工作 My mom works in real estate.
罗伯特以前… Oh, Robert used to...
我曾经出版过一本， I used to publish a, uh,
房地产经纪人资源指南 resource guide for real estate agents.
-是的 -优惠券 - Yeah. - With coupons.
那时候我们都是正直的射手 We were straight shooters back then.
我是说，如果我们完全诚实的话，我们… I mean, if we're being completely honest, we...
嗯，那是一段艰难的时期 Well, it was tough times.
而且，你知道，赠券书并没有真正的接受 And, you know, the coupon book didn't really take.
我们是在对时代做出反应 Well, we were reacting to the era.
嗯,每个人都在 Uh, everybody was.
我能看看优惠券吗? Could I see the coupon book?
当然，后来文化发生了变化， Of course, then the culture changed,
现在我们看起来有点不一致了 and so now we look sort of out of step.
哦，也许会变回来的 Oh, maybe it'll change back.
这是可回收的 It's returnable.
祝你生日快乐 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
生日快乐，亲爱的老多利奥 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Old Dolio ♪
祝你生日快乐 ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
36小时前，我… 36 hours ago, I...
对不起 Sorry.
我们对你很生气 We were very angry at you.
但是，我现在明白了，那只是碱基反应 But, um, I see now that it was just a base response.
那只是恐惧，真的 It was just fear, really.
只是恐惧 Just fear.
然后，在那件大事发生后，我… And then, after the big one happened, I...
这是很难的 This is hard.
我不擅长这个 I'm not good at this.
后……我…我们非常担心 After the... I... we got very worried.
我们没觉得你死了 We didn't think you were dead,
但如果你死了… but if you were dead...
我后悔没有…… I would have regretted not...
…做了足够多的事情来告诉你… ...doing enough things to show you...
因为，我不知道，我只是… See, because, I don't know, I just...
嗯,我只是……我一直认为这是侮辱 um, I just... I always thought it was insulting
把你当孩子看待 to treat you like a child.
只是，只是看起来总是那么不真诚 It just, it just always seemed so insincere.
我以为我们都同意了 And-and I thought we agreed on that.
你知道吗? You know?
但当… Um, but when, um...
后…… after the...
我一直在想，我只是想， the thing I just kept thinking is I just want to,
我只想抓住她的脸 I just want to hold her face.
我们很幸运能有你 We've been very lucky to have you.
哦,上帝 Oh, God.
能有你这样的女儿，我们真的非常非常幸运 We are very, very lucky to have you as our daughter.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我只是不好意思 I'm just sorry.
嘿 Hey.
晚安，亲爱的女儿 Good night, sweet daughter.
有甜美的梦 Have sweet dreams.
呃，早上，如果你愿意的话，呃… Um, in the morning, if you want, uh...
我会做煎饼 I can make pancakes.
T-Tomorrow星期五 T-Tomorrow's Friday.
检查 The check.
我们兑现了，但还没有花掉 We cashed it, but we haven't spent it.
不用担心房租的问题 Don't worry about the rent.
我们的父母 We're the parents.
我们会处理它 We'll handle it.
我们有个计划 We've got a plan.
好吧 Okay.
嗯，我想我会… Um, I guess I'll s...
…明天见 ...see you tomorrow.
-是的 -是的 - Yeah. - Yep.
所以，如果它消失了， So, if it's gone,
他们是怪物，整个晚上都在说谎 they're monsters and this whole night was a lie.
好吧? Okay?
但如果它存在，那么这一切都是真实的 But if it's there, then this is all real.
你会相信 You'll believe that.
等待,等待 嗯… Wait, wait. Um...
如果这是我的第三次，525… If it's just my third, 525...
…那么这意味着…… ...then that means...
“我们只能做现在的自己 "We can only ever be how we are.
“但是我们爱你，嗯…… "But we love you and, um...
…我们祝你一切顺利 ” ...we wish you well."
这都是在那里 It's all there.
明天我可能会在你起床之前早早离开 I'll probably take off early tomorrow before you're up.
谢谢你所做的一切 Thank you for everything.
真的 Really.
没有问题 No problem.
哦 Oh.
那又怎样? So what?
什么? What?
好的，所以您的退款是485.05 Okay, so your refund comes to 485.05.